We have a winner. But first, the highlights:
- What, Me Worry?
- Just make sure you get the lapel pin in the picture!
- Hey, is that a substitute for true patriotism I see?
- Someone get these fish hooks out of my cheeks!
- It’s true! They do all look like bitter, gun-toting ants from up here!
- Hillary’s out, now get this damned thing off my lapel!
- Barack Obama: Approved in all 57 states.
- Why, yes, that is a big roll of “change” in my pocket.
- One Word: “SUCKERS!”
- You think that’s funny? Wait ‘til you hear this one: Hillary Clinton walks into a bar….
- Thank You, O fawning media. You may now rise.
- Man, have I got you guys fooled.
- Bamboozle Voters? Yes We Can!
- Obama gazed upon his minions, and He called them “the Media”, and it was good.
- Obama, on page 3: “Of course I’m bipartisan. My campaign motto was even penned by a Republican: “You can fool some of the people all of the time…”
- I can has cheezburger?
- Shame? Surely you jest!
- I can’t believe they’re buying it. I bet I could tell them we’ve always been at war with Eurasia.
- Obama: I’m smiling because I got my teeth whitened beyond belief with all the money I saved by switching to Geico.
- I Can’t Believe It Either! The Obama Interview
- Wright, Pflegger, Ayers, AND Hillary? All with one meteor? You’re KIDDING!
- Stop it, Keith. You’re gonna make me blush!
- Stop it, Jann, you’re going to mess up my shoes.
- And the winner is, from reader Lee A … ”I like me. I really like me!”