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Memo to ABC: Jake Tapper Needs a Nap

Tapper’s 11:36PM post Saturday night:

New Baby Names from Election 2008

November 01, 2008 11:36 PM

I was intrigued by the news of the father who behind his wife’s back named his newborn baby girl Sarah McCain Palin Ciptak in honor of the GOP ticket.

And I wondered…what other baby names could come from this election?

Here are a few:

Superdelegate Ciptak

Shameon U. Barackobama Ciptak

Threeayem Phonecall Ciptak

Joe DiPlumber Ciptak

Wasilla Ciptak

Ayers Ciptak

Khalidi Ciptak

Keating Ciptak

Tuzla Ciptak

Rezko Ciptak

U.R. Likeable-anuff Ciptak

Rielle Ciptak

Hussein Ciptak

Trig Ciptak

Track Ciptak

Bristol Ciptak

Willow Ciptak

Piper Ciptak

Odinga Ciptak

Justwords Ciptak

Deval Ciptak

Change Ciptak

Countryfirst Ciptak

Literally Ciptak

Girdyour Loins Ciptak

U. Betcha Ciptak

Clingta Guns Ciptak

Gahdamma Merica Ciptak

Mavericky Ciptak

Corsi Ciptak

Tingle Ciptak

Joe Six Ciptak

A. Littleblow Ciptak

Release DiTape Ciptak

We R.D. Oneswerewaitinfor Ciptak

Parsley Ciptak

Hagee Ciptak

Nationa Weiners Ciptak

Fundamentalsadee Economy Arstrong Ciptak

Judas Ciptak

Carly Ciptak

Douglas Holtz-Ciptak

Nafta Ciptak

Austan Ciptak

Justletme Eatmywaffle Ciptak

Fairytale Ciptak

Jessejackson Wonsouthcarolinatoo Ciptak

Real Virginia Ciptak

Meetmein Ohio Ciptak

Vett Ciptak

Under D. Bus Ciptak

Pallinaroundwith Ciptak

Solditon E. Bay Ciptak

Bridgeto Ciptak

Maddow Ciptak

Racecard Ciptak

Tired Wornoutold Ciptak

Hucka-Ciptak

Lipstick Onna Ciptak

Fitedasmearsdot Ciptak

Petraeus Ciptak

Flagpin Ciptak

Other ideas?

Hang in there, Jake. A few more days and this will all be over.

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