The Corner

Your American Idol Report for Week 10

Randy: Yo yo yo. So check it out. We got a hot one now! Jordin Sparks brought her game last night singing “I (Who Have Nothing)”! It was the BOMB, dawg.

Paula: Can you pass the little round container with the tiny little spoon in it?

Simon: To be perfectly honest with you, we’re a little worried that there won’t be anyone but African American women left in this competition, so we’re doing everything we can to boost the chances of the two cute white boys who look like Justin Timberlake. Because Ryan likes them.

Ryan: Hey! 

John Podhoretz, a New York Post columnist for 25 years, is the editor of Commentary.
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