James Lileks hits the Bratz dolls slut-jr. line and pimp-my-pet toys. From the Dogs:
These Hardcore Dogs Been Picked up by animal control officers and deemed hostile, unsociable and aggressive in behavior. No one has ever attempted to claim or adopt them. Therefore they are doing HARD TIME.
You think I’m making this up, I know you do.
That’s a good way to start your week with a “we’re so screwed” attitude, I know. Sorry.
But, you know what? “We’re so screwed” can be quite healthy—a motivator.
So…Back to work!