Forget about LoJack and The Club. If your car gets stolen, you can get it back with mermaids. And bull genitals.
“A fake Zimbabwean traditional healer has been found guilty of conning a businesswoman out of $30,000 to pay for mermaids to recover her stolen car. The money was to have been used to import the mermaids from the UK and accommodate them in a local hotel.
“Some of the money was to have been used to pay for a bull, whose genitals would supposedly help find the thief of her luxury vehicle.”