Jack: I prefer the Beatles, in “Taxman”:
If you drive a car, I’ll tax the street
If you try to sit, I’ll tax your seat
If you get too cold, I’ll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I’ll tax your feet …
Now my advice for those who die
Declare the pennies on your eyes
’Cos I’m the taxman
Yeah, I’m the taxman
And you’re working for no one but me