Another thing I did yesterday, instead of posting: A quick stop–passed the “Naked Cowboy” in Times Square and thousands of onlookers (don’t you wish you were here?!)–for what may be the worst birthday gift ever given: the “Plastic Ono Band” CD, which was on a loved one’s “wish list” as a joke; I didn’t get the joke. The CD includes the song: “Woman is the Nigger of the World.” I’ll be getting it again and again.