Some funny stuff on new indications that Lincoln might have been gay from the New Yorker:
When Lincoln was a boy, he would walk twenty miles through the snow every morning to buy magazines.
Lincoln’s greatest regret was the movie version of “Phantom.”
Lincoln urged Congress to bind the nation’s wounds “with malice toward none, with charity for all,” although under his breath he murmured, “except for a certain red-headed lieutenant, and he knows why.”
When Lincoln was told that Lee had surrendered, he gasped and exclaimed, “Oh no she didn’t!”