From The Miami Herald, a tale of non-terrorism:
Wielding two butcher knives bought at Wal-Mart and vodka bottles to use as explosives, Tahmeed Ahmad chanted ‘’Death to America’’ and told Homestead Air Reserve Base guards he wanted to kill soldiers.
But Ahmad was no terrorist, authorities believe.
Phew, thank goodness for that. So what’s up then?
Rather, the Miami Central High School math teacher wanted to ‘’commit suicide by cop’’ when he attacked military policemen stationed at the west gate just before midnight Sunday, the FBI said.