See if you can find all of the clichés, non-sequiturs, and bad arguments here.
Update: A reader complains:
Not fair. Not only are some statements cliches,
non-sequiturs, AND bad arguments; some are bad
arguments in multiple ways. How are we to count such
statements?
It’s like President Bloom’s mind has been run through
some sort of food processor.
Another reader:
Jonah:
The only thing that keeps this masterpiece of relativistic twaddle from
being a perfect storm of stupidity is the lack of its natural
conclusion: “Or maybe not.”