NRO conducted a quick survey of average Americans to guage the public’s response to the news that Senator Dodd is running for president.
Who? 74%
Chris Dodd is alive? 9%
President of what? 6%
Aw, that’s cute. 4%
Has he been hitting the bars with Teddy K. again? 2%
No, seriously? 2%
Sweet, Bush can run for a third term and beat that guy. 2%
Yes! Yes! Yes! He’s the answer to America’s problems! And, he’s a great kisser. Less than 1%