The Corner

Doctor’s Advice

Responding to my plea for medication to get through the rest of the Democratic convention, a Cornerite writes:

Don’t say things like that.

Hillary will say that it’s Bush’s fault that you can’t afford the medication;

Biden will rant about the recession causing you to run out of marshmallows, and

Obama, as a piece de resistance, will ensure that your kumbaya jug refills itself automatically from now on, like that trick he did with the loaves and fishes a while back.

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