A reader writes: “Sir: Pepsi One is the diet beverage of the Gods.”
Me: Gods do not need to drink diet beverages. Clearly, this man worships false gods!
Cue the Indian from Star Trek: “Behold! A god who bleeds watches his calories!”
A reader writes: “Sir: Pepsi One is the diet beverage of the Gods.”
Me: Gods do not need to drink diet beverages. Clearly, this man worships false gods!
Cue the Indian from Star Trek: “Behold! A god who bleeds watches his calories!”