Sarah Palin, arboreally riffing:
She defended herself as a conservationist.
“We really do love our trees,” Palin said. “I named my daughter Willow. Isn’t that granola enough for them?”
Apparently not. Eve Ensler, the celebrated Vagina Ideologue, mocks Mrs. Palin for not knowing that global warming causes earthquakes.
But don’t forget, folks: As Ms. Ensler and Joy Behar endlessly reassure each other, they’re the smart ones.