The Corner

Cosmo Watch

The mood is tense, as Brian Fontana might say. The Fair Jessica ordered a “Roomba” yesterday from Amazon (in order to deal with excessive animal shedding), and Goldberg Household watchers are nervous that the whole place is a powder keg for the coming Canine-Robot Wars that could tear apart the whole neighborhood. Some believe this could foster a “quadruped awakening” leading to a truce between cat and dog. Regardless, no one knows how this will play out.

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