The winner (thus far): Toby Young, in his current Spectator column:
Most of the ‘solutions’ that members of the political class come up with to deal with the underclass are based on a kind of naive optimism. If only we give them the tools to better themselves, they’ll take them up with alacrity. Problem is, unless those tools are in a canvas bag in the back of a locked white van, they’re unlikely to show much interest.