OK, I can’t top intra-family cannibalism, but if we do end up letting Albania into NATO, we may need Coach from “Cheers” to lead us in song to learn about it (to the tune of “When the Saints Go Marching in”), as he did in this clip from the show:
Albania, Albania,You border on the Adriatic,You are mainly mountainous,And your major export is chrome!
(Thanks to reader Bill T.)