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March 10, 2006,
12:02 p.m. EDITOR'S NOTE:This piece appears in the March 27, 2006, issue of National Review. International Longshore and Section 1 Q: Those are your breaks, right?
Q: If I could just break in here. In the interest of speed. So you’re on break? A: Yeah, yeah. Just having a smoke and an Entenmann’s and leaning against one of the containers that we just lifted off a ship, right? Just sort of leaning against the container, smokin’ and jokin’, when this guy, the dock manager, Ahmet or Mehmet or something, comes up and he’s all p.o.’ed about something and telling us to move away from that specific container, right? Like it’s a special container or something? And remember, these containers, they’re just off the boat, no seals on ’em, no inspections, nothing. Just right off the boat from . . . um . . . I’m gonna say Sudan? Somewhere? Sudan? Yeah, I think. Anyway. So we’re leaning up against it with our Kools and our raspberry swirl and Mehmet is going on and on and on about how we got to move and how he’s got to open that container himself and suddenly Rudy gets upset, ’cause, I mean, that’s his job, right? He’s the associate lead stevedore I mean, we got all these clear jobs in our last contract go around, you know? and suddenly Rudy’s all angry and saying, “You think you’re gonna open this, bud? Got a news flash for you. You touch this container and Local 1339 is gonna shut this place down!” And Ahmet or Mehmet just starts yelling and yelling about how he’s the boss and this is a special container and we’re not supposed to touch it or open it or eat our Entenmann’s near it, and so Rudy just snaps, you know? He calls the shop steward and the local rep and so we shut the place down for the day. Q: And when did the FBI come and discover the nuclear device in the container? A: Like the next day, I think. Or maybe it was a few days? But the point is, in our last contract we got strict rules about who opens what and when, and those guys need to learn that Local 1339 is not going to roll, okay? Q: Were you aware that there was a nuclear device in the container? A: What? No. Hey, you’re not listening. Listen, what are you guys going to do about enforcing the work-designation rules? This stuff is important. Can I smoke in here? A: The what? Q: The sarin gas. When the port was shut down. A: Oh, you mean my injury?... YOU CAN READ THE REST OF THIS ARTICLE IN THE CURRENT ISSUE OF THE DIGITAL VERSION OF NATIONAL REVIEW. IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION TO NR DIGITAL OR NATIONAL REVIEW, YOU CAN SIGN UP FOR A SUBSCRIPTION TO NATIONAL REVIEW here OR NATIONAL REVIEW DIGITAL here (a subscription to NR includes Digital access). * * * YOU’RE NOT A SUBSCRIBER TO NATIONAL REVIEW? Sign up right now! It’s easy: Subscribe to National Review here, or to the digital version of the magazine here. You can even order a subscription as a gift: print or digital! |
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