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March
11, 2003, 9:00 a.m.
A
president who means it. What good the student exchange? Straight
from the emirs mouth and more
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know its late, but may I make a comment or two on President Bushs
press conference? I promise Ill be brief.
First Ill
sound like Dan Rather here I dont think presidents should
call a press conference for the purpose of delivering a speech. If a president
wants to address the nation, he should simply tell the networks that:
I wish to address the nation on a matter of vital national interest.
Otherwise, he should keep his opening statement at the press
conference short if he has to read one at all.
Second, I wonder
whether some of the reporters felt sheepish about asking questions so
repetitive. Yes, war is the topic of the day but Bush had said
all he had to say on the subject within the first half-hour or so, and
he had said it well.
Third, I cant
imagine Bushs or anyones performing much better
than our president did on Thursday night. He did everything right, said
everything right, thought everything right. He didnt forget anything.
When someone pressed him on the cost of the war, I was surprised (frankly)
and delighted that he remembered to say (approximately), Sure, there
are costs to war, but, remember: Sept. 11 imposed significant costs, not
least in human lives. And who knows what costs we will incur if we stand
aside now?
Some people say that
Bush still hasnt made the case. If you dont believe
hes made the case by now, you never will ever. But, of course,
the president and his people should remind people of this case, at every
opportunity.
Fourth, I think that
conservatives e.g., Republican Reaganites from Texas have
a special advantage when they occupy the presidency of the United States.
Conservatives are used to being scorned, despised, and abused by American
elites, and by world elites. Thats par for the course. We dont
say Eek! when the New York Times hates us, or Peter
Jennings hates us, or leftists and dupes in the street protest against
us, even in the millions. We rather expect it. And we dont care.
That is, we might care, but we forge ahead.
To be a public conservative
is to develop thick skin. If youre in the Clinton administration,
and the New York Times denounces you, youre apt to get nervous.
Where did we go wrong? What do I do? If youre a conservative,
you say, Yeah, what else is new, Charlie?
This is useful in
the presidency.
And finally, Id
like to comment on the question that went something like, Mr. President,
do you ever worry perhaps in the wee small hours about what
will go wrong in this war? First, I doubt that this Bush is up in
the wee small hours. Second, to be president is to have to decide. All
the rest of us have the luxury of musing and analyzing and debating forever.
We can weigh every scenario indefinitely. We can say, On the one
hand, on the other hand, on my third hand, on my fourth hand . . .
We never have to make the call.
Only the president
must do that. The buck really does stop with him. Thats the terrible
burden of the office. Bush the Elder used to say in the 88
campaign It all comes down to the man at the desk.
His team even put that in his campaign video (which showed an empty desk
in the Oval Office): It all comes down to the man at the desk.
Yes. And arent you sort of glad that you dont have to make
this fearsome call?
Sure, Bush worries
about what might go wrong in this war. But he would worry about what might
go wrong if he refrained from prosecuting it. Would this same journalist
have asked a non-warmaking president, Do you ever worry, in the
wee small hours, about what might go wrong because youve opted against
toppling Saddam Hussein?
The Democrats will
say, I told you so, rest assured. Why? Because theyve
said everything. The whole gamut. Theyve talked about success in
war, failure in war, a happy post-war rebuilding, a messy and frightful
post-war attempted rebuilding everything. Theyre perfectly
positioned, regardless.
But Bush: He has
to decide. Even a partisan on the other side should grasp and sympathize
with that.
Youve gotten a load of this, I presume? Reports Adam Daifallah in
the New York Sun,
Journalists arriving
in Kuwait City to cover the looming war in Iraq are being greeted with
an ominous warning do not cooperate with Israel, or face persecution.
Westerners staying
in at least one of the citys Hilton hotels awoke Saturday morning
to find a note had been placed under their doors from Kuwaits
Ministry of Information. The note was titled: Announcement/Reminder
to all respected press/media representatives present in Kuwait.
The note said Kuwaiti
law prevents any kind of cooperation or interaction with Israel
and that any person or organization caught sending news reports from
Kuwait to Israel will face legal persecution. It is signed
Assist. Secretary for International Media Affairs.
Besides showing
an apparent lack of translation skills prosecution, not persecution,
is presumably what law-breakers would face the Kuwaitis
admonition underscores the fact that the decades-old Arab boycott of
all things Israeli, rekindled by the Arab League last fall, is alive
and well and showing no signs of [fading] away.
Remind me once more
why we saved these SOBs? (That question was rhetorical, of course.)
Every day, I read about Arab terrorists and various jihadis, and I note
that virtually all of them studied at American schools. I wonder what
this tells us about the principle we have long believed in and acted on:
that exposure to our country and our system fosters mutual
understanding and generates goodwill throughout the world. In a great
many cases, these Middle Eastern students come filled with anti-Western
hate, and leave filled with anti-Western hate. Perhaps it has intensified.
Now, as a conservative,
I have had my fair share to say about the state spiritual and otherwise
of American college campuses. But, geesh.
As my regular readers know, I have long been skeptical about the taming
effect of our institutions of higher ed. After all, I was once enrolled
in a Near Eastern Studies department which I mentioned in this
9/17/01 column and what I witnessed made my blood run cold.
This is about the most heartening AP lead please dont sic
lede on me Ive seen in ages: In a rare
action against a head of state, President Bush invoked economic sanctions
against President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe and dozens of officials of
his government on grounds that they undermined the countrys democratic
institutions. This is just another reason to be grateful that the
Florida mess came out as it did, and that we have a different kind
of president. Enjoy it while it lasts. You never know about 2004.
One thing I especially liked about that Thursday press conference? The
journalists raised their hands, hoping to be acknowledged, but Bush was
reading from a list of journalists he would call on, in that order. He
sort of winked at a person who apparently wanted to be acknowledged, saying,
almost under his breath, This is a scripted deal. Can you
imagine any other president making so open, self-aware, and refreshing
a remark during a press conference about imminent war, no less?
A man who doesnt take himself all that seriously is just
the kind you want in the Oval Office. And George W. Bush has already demonstrated
all the gravitas you need.
A president who actually
says scripted. Ive seen everything now.
Let me put on my Media Watch hat: In an article touching on the foreign
press, Tim Weiner of the New York Times wrote, Le Monde is
considered left-leaning in its views, and Le Figaro is regarded as Frances
leading right-wing newspaper. So Le Monde is merely left-leaning
while Le Figaro is right-wing? Reed Irvine, call your
office! Or call somebody elses office!
Heres a headline from the Times that warmed the cockles of
my heart: Israel Kills a Top Hamas Leader; Arafat Promotes Critic
of Uprising. Would that the news were always that good.
I know, I know, I shouldnt welcome the death of anyone. Im
just . . . Impromptusizing.
If you read only one article about the Arab Dilemma or rather,
the American Dilemma re the Arab World this week, I would suggest
making it this
one from The New York Times Sunday Magazine. Adam Davidson
has written a piece about a young and not atypical man in Jordan
that ought to win some kind of award. But perhaps he will settle
for an acknowledgement in Impromptus?
In the 1980s, as Reagan was trying to install cruise and Pershing missiles,
and the European street (i.e., the Communist-inspired European
Left) went nuts, I always wished hed just threaten to leave
to walk out of Europe. That would sober em up, and would bring the
more sensible types out of the woodwork, rather than leaving the field
or the street entirely to the kooks.
Well, have a look
at South Korea where just such hints have been made. The headline
in the Times read, Musing on an Exodus of G.I.s, South
Korea Hails U.S. Presence. The article said, After a huge
pro-American demonstration here [in Seoul] last Saturday, supporters of
the American military presence are increasingly finding their voices.
I should say. And the lesson should be impressed on all those who need
it: Leftist demonstrations in a given country dont tell the whole
story. A) Conservatives tend not to demonstrate; and b) backers of a governmental
policy tend not to demonstrate. You just cant take a countrys
pulse by widening your eyes at the masses partying or burning
in the streets.
Have you had a chance to check out the March New Criterion yet?
It is, as usual, a feast. (I dont mean just the March issues, of
course, but all of them!) There are a few articles available online,
and for those who just have not had enough to read about music
lately, The New Cri. has installed a Jay Nordlinger archive,
for you to dig, or click, through. (End of self-promotion . . . for now.)
Youll recall the uproar about Qatar. I went through this in my piece
Gutter
Politics, about the pronunciation of foreign place names and
other things. Here is a brief excerpt (and, believe me, I have a point):
I called up the
Qatari embassy in Washington. The receptionist answered, Good
morning, Embassy of Qa-TAHR [not Gutter ]. I smiled.
I then asked this was a native how Qataris (gutterees?)
pronounced the name of their country. She said gutter, or
something close. But one gets the feeling that she wouldnt say
gutter when speaking in English. Neither would an American
say United States instead of Etats-Unis when
speaking French.
And this brings me
to a marvelous note from a reader: Jay, I just watched the 60
Minutes piece on Qatar and was sent racing to my computer to e-mail
you. Thats because, while Ed Bradley was pronouncing the name of
the country as something close to gutter, none other than
the Emir of Qatar himself responding to Bradleys questions
in English pronounced it Qa-TAHR (i.e., the way it
used be pronounced in the Anglosphere before it was subjected to sensitivity-police
brutality).
Notwithstanding
my profound respect for the linguistic expertise of the talking heads
on CBS, CNN, etc., I think we should all feel pretty comfortable following
the lead of the good Emir when it comes to pronouncing his countrys
name.
Ill say!
Dear
Jay: The letter from the fellow who was offended by farting around
reminded me of an incident a few weeks ago in a legislative hearing in
the Minnesota legislature. One new GOP member of a particular committee,
Rep. Mike Beard, has made quite an impression with his grasp of a wide
range of topics. The topic on this particular day was the continuing use
of nuclear power in Minnesota. Rep. Beard was expressing surprise at the
passion of some of the nuclear opponents. He said, I dont
understand why so many people are getting their undies in a bundle over
nuclear power. It was a first in legislative debate!
And may it not be
the last!
Finally, a reader sent me a song from the South Park movie, sung
by Saddam Hussein to his paramour, Satan. It seems more apt than ever
today:
But I can change,
I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises,
I swear it.
Ill open up my heart
And I will share it.
Any minute now
I will be born again.
Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know Ive been a dirty little bastard:
I like to kill, I like to maim.
Yes, Im insane, but thats okay,
Cause I can change.
Sadly perfect, huh?
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