You Republicans were so eager to cut the budget and so convinced that the sequester cuts would make no difference (a drop in the bucket!) that you did nothing to honestly negotiate for a compromise to avoid it.
Now that it’s going through and the Dumb Cuts are actually proving to be Dumb your Party of Stupid can do nothing but make jokes about it.
Worst of all, you’re all so upset about the FAA cuts, apparently because they affect you (The “I didn’t care about gay people ’til my son turned out to be one” Philosophy) yet care nothing about all the other cuts that are actually hurting low income people.
So, Johah Greenberg, keep doing what you do best. Act the fool.