It’s not just elections. When your name is Barack Obama . . .

. . . the unemployment rate is always above 8 percent.

. . . Midwesterners are always bitter and clinging to their guns.

. . . gas prices are (almost) always above $3 a gallon.

. . . you’re always leading from behind.

. . . the borders are always open.

. . . you’re always fundraising.

. . . things are always perfectly clear.

. . . the national debt is always above $11 trillion.

. . . gunrunning to drug cartels is always fast and furious.

. . . the reset button is always being hit.

. . . the deficit is always greater than $1 trillion.

. . . missile defense is always being cut.

…your position on marriage is always evolving.

… mandates are always constitutional.

…there’s always a moratorium on oil drilling.

…it’s always about you.